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FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our
friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of
d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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- BEAUTIFUL MOON
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd
rather look at the moon again..
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- Chimps escaped
from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But
there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right
now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
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HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
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- This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20
dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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If your dog was barking at the
back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in
first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
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Q) Two fleas were coming out of the
movies, and it's raining very hard outside. One flea goes to the
other, what are we going to do?
A. Should we walk or wait for a dog?
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- Q) What does a snail do on a tortoise’s back?
A: "Vrooom... vrooom... vrooooooom..."
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